Description:
These are edible shoes made out of wood made in the 1970s. These wooden shoes are made by a company called "The Shoemakers of Wood" (or simply TSOW.) This company printed their logos on their wooden shoes to declare ownership of them and to show that it was made my them. This company's logo is written using crayon on a piece of paper in level 1.
Effects:
When eaten raw, these shoes are very deadly and will turn you into wood, but when cooked, these shoes boost hygienic standards, make you more flexible, decrease calories, fix mental problems, increases sanity, gives you lots of stamina, makes your muscles stronger, and decreases damage from wounds.
Where you can find wooden shoes:
You can find wooden shoes in very wide areas in level 0, a cabinet in level 1, and in a few other spots near large bodies of liquid pain. No one knows why they can be found in these areas, but it's assumed to be placed there by the makers of these shoes for people to obtain and eat.