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Ay Ryan you there?

Yeah

Can you do som for me?

Sure ig

What do you want?

Ask if Egor finished the file thingy

It's been done man, you're just to lazy to look at it

Ok den show me

lazy ass mf

Here you go

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Low Danger	Completionists Presence	Low Environmental Hazards

Description

The Runic Wonderland. It's our stronghold. We got the whole place to ourselves unless someone snitches. I recommend you don't unless you wanna have a war on Completionists.

Zack about to dive into the water

I don't know if this thing is a level/negative level/enigmatic level or whatever they wanna call it, but we have every reason to believe that it's gonna be our only shot at winning this game. I'll just get Ryan to file it randomly somewhere, the hell do I care?

The mere existence of this place has just boosted our chance of getting more of those achievements.

+ Password protected info

The following is a message from Zack, who is the dumbass that almost got us found out

Why is everyone so damn lazy? You just don't want to search for an available slot and upload it to the database.
…
Ryan wanted to be lazy too and had me do it instead. I used a random number picker and got 928. Congrats, our base is the 929th level of the Backrooms because you were too lazy to pick the slot yourself.
Great job Egor, you lazy fuck. Same with you, Ryan.
You're the manager, Egor, but you couldn't manage this?
~ Zacky chan.

Goddamn it Zack, YOU weren't supposed to file it. You were supposed to give it to the repository and let THEM sort it out, did Ryan not tell you or did you just not ask? Because I have the strangest feeling this was your fault, cause Ryan talks a LOT and you listen too LITTLE.

Areas

There are two main parts of the runic wonderland, the cave part and the oasis part.

The Caves

This is the place most people end up when they come here. It's got a lot of natural arcs and bridges that collide with each other. At the bottom, there is a giant pit of water that can be jumped into, and if you jump into it from high enough, by the time you swim to the surface, you'll be in the oasis.

The Oasis

This is where we live, where most of the magic happens. You get the point. There are tree houses near the water, but don't sleep in them. You'll end up somewhere you may not want to. It's better to use a tent or whatever the Repo guys built. It's also important to know that once in the oasis you can't go back to the caves, which is one of many one-way tickets out of this place.

Bases, Outposts and Communities

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The following is a message from Ryan, one of the founders of the wonderland. I had to make sure it wasn't seen by too many people because it makes us look like fuckin' losers. It sounded like he was crying at the beginning of it.

Dear community of Wonderland
Fuck every single one of you
Do you know
Like actually fucking know
How much shit i've done for you people?
If i didn't make a deal with Repo how long do you think it would take for us to be found out?
If i didn't make a deal with that devil how much effort do you think you would need to make to keep this secret?
The eternal repository takes care of keeping us hidden from not just anyone that walks by
but also from MEGGIES, the MAIDS, the LOST, UE-CELS, AND FUCKING ARGOS
"Oh but ryan what about the others" I hear you ask "what about BNT-germs or Jerry"
WHAT ABOUT THEM?!
The only one that I can actually see being a threat is Bntg, cause those vultures WILL wanna milk this place till they can't no more
I don't know if we have what it takes to stop them, cause they are way more organized than anything we could possibly ever be
But Jerry? really? the hell are they gonna do? All we need to do is use a almond water ritual and they're fucked
And about the Beast, do you really wanna SCAVENGE for objects? seriously? you people are fucking idiots, plain and simple
We get easy access to this place because of him, we get items that are gonna make rituals better
And you people want more? the fuck is wrong with you guys, if anything you should be grateful I did what I did
Like I get it, he's evil and all that. but if you deny people of completing the achievements because of morals, you deny an exit
Something that the Meggie doesn't even try to find anymore (nor try to hide the fact that they've stopped looking for one)
But jesus, man, if morals are really stopping you, then you're not real completionists. some of the achievements literally involve murder for fucks sake
Tl;dr every single person in the community (except for the founders) can suck me
From, Ryan

I know he's mad, but at some point you need to know that completionists are always finding something to bitch at. Not sure if it was genuine hate or not, but he was just unlucky enough to be one of those things.

Wonderland

• Founded pretty recently
• Barely 100 I think
• Only 14 of us are actually helpful, more or less, the rest are like leeches of our resources

Database COM-4

• Like 10-ish people, give or take
• Only here to make sure that people aren't slipping in unannounced
• Wont involve themselves in the ritual, since they view it as too risky

Ritual

This is the part most people skip to when they're here. It is how the magic starts.

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The following is a message from Lee. I'm pretty sure he's the one that came up with the idea to make wonderland. Doesn't really like my choice in rituals I suppose, but go on, I guess.

Hey yall
Can you please not use Almond water rituals too much?
Like I get it and all, almond water is fuckin… everywhere
But it's just really boring ya kno?
And again I know the upsides are good and all, Your body becomes a temple n shit
And also the minor things like what happened to Egor with the deathmoths and Jerry
But also view the alternatives, you could be like me, a Terminator
Egor in my eyes is what none of you should be, all he did was a almond water and a royal ration ritual
Not really that useful when you're trynna fight somethin is it? That's why he's the manager over at Wonderland and not out here in the thick of it
Tl;dr, candy rituals followed by firesalt rituals are always cooler than food and water
This has been your PSA from Lee, take care yall!

For the record, I'm not gonna be putting a rule that says "no almond water" or some shit like that. You can't shepherd thought, so I wont try to. Choices are yours to make when it comes to rituals, no matter what Lee implies. Even if it does freaky things sometimes…

We found notes when we first found this place, that looked like Lost papers. we did what it said with the almond water on Lee, after that I let everyone do it. I didn't know there was a consequence until sun'y went in...

When you ask for a rune you'll need 10 of the object you want to runeify¹ and bring it to the oasis. We have some of the common ones there most of the time but if you want rare runes you'll need to go scavenging. Once you have it all set you'll need to find your way back to the caves. When I say that you might ask, "How you're supposed to do that if they're is no way to go to the caves." Simple, you go the long way. Head to level 10 and walk the street until you get to 11, then find the repo base and you're in the caves again. Congratulations, you probably wasted an hour just doing that.

When you're back at the bridges, climb the highest you can and before you jump, it might be best to tell your loved ones if you have a way to do that… if you believe in god then pray, because it still messes up sometimes. Maybe if you say it in just the right tone, wording, or whatever, you can get some kind of assurance that it'll go right.

If it does work, you'll have a mark somewhere on your skin that represents what you just got pumped into your body. If it doesn't, everyone will know the signs. Then…well, let's not talk about that.

Entrances And Exits

Before you enter you'll wanna talk to the group chat, and you'll need at least 10 achievements so we know you're not a faker. Always tell us before you enter, because we need to know who to shoot and who not to. If you don't tell us, it's fair game, quite literally.

Entrances

Caves²

• If you're in Level 1, head to a wall that has a hole in it. if you can see the other side of it or the end of it then it won't work, but if you can't then tell the group chat and we'll rope you in.

• If you're in Level 2, it'll be the same as level 1 but instead of a hole in the wall, it's a hole in the ceiling. just tell us when you get there.

• In Level 8, if you can find a hole going down, jump in and you'll break your legs. but if you tell us beforehand we'll set up a mattress for you

• If you're in Level 11, or 9.2, tell the repo guys that you're a completionist and they'll do the rest

Oasis³

• If you're in Level 7.9, if you find a ceiling that's dripping, hit it with something sharp. if it starts gushing water then tell us and wait for a fishing line.

• Due to some deals we've made, if you go to Level 5.1 and tell the staff that you're a completionist that needs a pool, you'll end up here

don't leave just yet, stay here just a little bit longer

Exits

Caves

All exits in the Caves go back the way you came from, except for if you came from level 8. We don't have a ladder that high.

Oasis

• If you wander far enough away from the oasis, you'll end up in Level 10. Just remember not to walk back. It's a one-way ticket, and you might end up sick.

• If you sleep in a tree house you'll end up in Level 240.

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What'er the password things for?

In case someone who shouldn't be seeing them tries to see them

then gimme the password

I don't have the password

fuck u mean?

I just don't have it, Egor didn't give it to me

that's dumb

Egor's dumb

Oh but one mo thing

Yeah?

We needa do an achievement that's been buggin me for a while

but it's a 4 man job

I think

Us, Lee, and Egor right?

Nah Egor gonna fuck up, he aint got nothin that can hurt people

What's the achievement called again?

"I need my payday, too."

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Authors

Hi, I'm uper. You pronounce it oo-per not Up-er, like saying super without the S. This is my first article.
~ upersucc
Co-Author:
PenOrSaber1
Basically was just here to do grammar edits and expand on uper's rough draft. Also am basically using this as an excuse to have an article count towads GLE and my author page.
~ Pen.

Credits

Credit for image:
[http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-16014658/image-proposal]
Syhnes was the photographer.
Credit for Greenlight and Criticism:
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Footnotes

1. Lee came up with it, call it whatever you want

2. This will take you to the cave area, just an fyi on why they're under this heading

3. These will take you into the oasis