Promised Land
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WARNING: This article contains numerous distortions of the Book of Exodus in the Bible and misrepresentations of the LORD and Moses. Christians and Jews are recommended to read cautiously.


A M.E.G. Team from Regiment "Quick Match" was walking in the desert.

After traversing a long distance, a sound suddenly appeared.

Moses! Moses!

"Who's there?" The captain of the team asked vigilantly.

Fear not: Moses, I am here for I heard the people of Israel…

The captain stepped back. "Please identify yourself!"

God said kindly:
I am the LORD God of Israel, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. I am come down to bring ye out of the land of Egypt unto a good land and a large, unto a land flowing with milk and honey; unto the place of the Canaanites.

The captainMoses said unto God,
What is a land flowing with milk and honey?

And God said, That is the land of Canaan, where I had promised on oath to Israel. Thou and thy seed will grow up, as I promised to give it unto the seed of Israel.

MosesThe captain came to his senses abruptly.

"The place is anomalous…we need to retreat!" He told the congregation around.

God then displayed a miracle unto Moses, striking the sand with His rod, and water flowed forth, and trees sprouted from the earth.
And the congregation bowed down and worshiped, The Lord hath come to deliver us.

MosesThe captain gazed at the congregation frightenedly.

The LORD said unto Moses, Moses, thou wert the shepherd of the LORD God of Israel. Yet, thou hast turned thy heart away from Me, doubting and forgetting that I am the LORD thy God. This is my name for ever, and this is my memorial unto all generations.

And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God.

The captain yelled to the memberscongregation,"Attention, this area can manipulate one's behaviour! Run! Notify the HQ!"

The congregation said unto Moses, Moses, thou art a shepherd, hast not awakened to the truth. Thou shouldst be awakened, for God is present here. Fear not, for the LORD is with thee.

The leader of the congregation suddenly walked out from the crowd.

The vice captain yelled to the members,"What are you doing, aren't you hearing this? Run!"

The menberscongregation kept silent, standing with fingers crossed.

The vice captain pulled the captain's hand, trying to lead him away by force.

Moses said unto the congregation, Lambs, I am not eloquent, I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue.

Moses then killed a lamb, and sacrificed to the LORD the firstborn of lamb. Atoned for his sin.

The LORD then said, Moses, God has shown thee His favor. Hast thou now remembered?

MosesThe captain looked around, but saw nothing, so he yelled,"You idiot entity! Get the hell out! I know they're all illusions!" said unto the LORD, The LORD my God, my heart is hardened, and I am a foolish man, O LORD, instruct me in the ways I should follow.

The LORD spake unto Moses, I will send thee unto thee there, that thou mayest bring forth my people out of Egypt unto a good land and a large, unto a land flowing with milk and honey, unto the land of the Canaanites. The seed of Israel then made a covenant with the God.

The LORD said unto Moses, Anyone doeth not show reverence unto Me shall be stoned to death, for he is unclean. Anyone toucheth his corpse shall also be unclean, and they shall be stoned to death. Any object he hath touched shall likewise be unclean and must be burned. Moses told these unto the seed of Israel, the seed of Israel then made a covenant with the God.

And God spake all these words, saying,

I am the LORD thy God, who will bring thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. He that hath other gods, shall be surely put to death.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. He that doth this, shall be surely put to death, even his seed shall be cut off from his people.

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; The seed of Israel then made a covenant with the God.

And Moses conveyed the words of God to the congregation, and the congregation praised the name of the LORD God of Israel.

The captain exclaimed after praising, "Moses, thou shalt not be confused, everything of the LORD is just imagination, just anomalies of the level, Moses, pull yourself together."

The captain Moses was then shocked, How could I say this? The LORD my God, I forsake not thou, my thought is not mine, there is something rebellious in my heart.

Then the captain, the one who is called Moses, clutched his throat with both hands, bowed down to the LORD, Damn, I must get out of the disgusting manipulation. I feel like I'm no longer myself. The LORD, is the LORD testing me? Have I sinned against the LORD my GOD? Am I not showing respect and reverence to the LORD?

The LORD God said unto Moses, Thou only need to cut off anything rebellious from thy heart, harden your heart, and then offer sacrifices unto Me, then thou shall be free.

Moses then said unto himself, Remember, thou art the captain of M.E.G. Quick Match Moses, thou shalt beat the devil in thy heart, and pray before the LORD my God.

Then the captain said to Moses,Moses, art thou sent by God to punish us? Why dost thou seek to cut off me? Were we not once united as one?

Then Moses said to Moses,Moses, thou art a hater of the LORD my God, the mighty LORD of hosts shall reckon with thy sin.

The heart of Irreligious Moses fear the LORD God of Israel, was hardened, and the LORD God of Israel began to say,

Why dost thou doubt me? If thou dost not believe in me, thou shalt suffer the consequences, for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God.

Irreligious Moses, as well as the one called the captain by the mortals, whispered, "Don't lose yourself…Don't lose yourself…"

And the seed of Israel stoned upon irreligious Moses.—There was nothing more to do for the captain, —Yet, godly Moses and irreligious Moses were within one, for the seed of Israel could not harm their own brethren.

God was then grateful for godly Moses and the congregation, said

Make irreligious Moses and godly Moses in one body, it is permissible. The LORD Mighty God made godly Moses and unclean Moses separated, and godly Moses fly to the dwelling of the God, being with God and becoming the Holy One of Israel. The seed of Israel, following the prophet, journeyed together to the promised land, the land flowing with milk and honey, the place of the Canaanites, as promised by the merciful LORD God to Israel and its seed.


Notice from M.E.G. Notice Office

Recently, a set of contingents claimed to be "the congregation of Israel" have appeared in many levels. Their detailed tracks are unknown, and the leader claimed to be "Moses". Recently, the contingent attacked a small base of F.O.J., cruelly massacred most of its internal members and burnt the base. If you see a contingent dressed like ancient Israelites, please try to avoid it if possible.

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